Closed for Recalibration
The umbrella shop is closed for recalibration. It is not raining. This is considered related.
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Closed for recalibration.
This does not mean the umbrellas are being taught new weather.
It means the owner is at the dentist upstairs and the assistant does not have the till code.
If it rains, stand in the doorway. That is unofficial stock.