Stall 19: Shade Is Not a Club
A stall reminds the precinct that standing in its shade does not require a purchase, only not blocking the ice.
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SHADE IS FOR ANYONE.
If you are cooling your child, stay.
If you are cooling your argument, take it two stalls down. Stall 20 sells better drama.
Ice in the bowl is for the fan, not for drinks, unless you are five, in which case we will pretend not to see you.