Pair//Local: Seating Is Not Destiny
Pair//Local reminds staff that compatibility scores do not extend to chairs.
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Staff are reminded that compatibility assessments concern persons, not furniture.
If a guest cannot sit, fetch a crate. Do not offer a standing table as a personality test.
Do not crop infrastructure out of official photographs unless the couple asks. Some households are proud of their crates.
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